I smell like an old lady
You know how it is when you're in a crowded place and you catch just the slightest whiff of something and it takes you back in time? That's what this did for me. Suddenly I am in school and I'm 6 years old and the teacher that I had, Miss Hanrahan, was looming nearby. She was, what one might call, a spinster. Never married, lived alone...with her cats.....I know you can imagine it.
In all fairness, I decided to try this on my skin...hoping against all hope that I wouldn't smell like a funeral home....No such luck. I imagine this is what I will smell like when I am old and circling the drain of life. God...for all that is holy, please don't let me smell like this perfume.
Haha thanks for the helpful and depressing review :)